Sure beats just grabbin’ yourself.

From: Cygnonymous 

Canon: Kaidan Alenko is an ass man.

What happens when Kaidan tries to metaphor.

Kaidan Alenko in a nutshell.

From: iliketolicklampostsinwinter

I wonder how the Volus feel about this…

From: ladydragonia

creatormuffin:

The Marvelous Misadventures of Cake Alenko, accomplice to the great Shipper!

Cake Alenko is best Alenko. Youtube captions have made the internet whole once more. :D 

ALSO: This was spawned into our world in the name of the great Jeffery Commander and the seasick captions: http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/page/4

Cheerios, me brigands!

YESH! Jeffrey Commander is MOST pleased!

I swear if I ever win the lottery, I’ll hire Weird Al Yankovic to write a song called “Cake Alenko,” which will be set to the tune of “The Great Milenko” by ICP. 

Using a sports term to deter romantic attention? Oh, Kaidan!

From: hallon-magi

Isn’t it a school day?

ladragonaria, this blog just got really meta. 

LAST WEEK: on Mass Effect

When the Normandy passes by an old comm buoy, Kaidan scans it and discovers the long forgotten TV vid “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.”

Donning a green body suit, Kaidan starts an Irish pub below the engineering deck and starts to pester Mess Sergeant Gardner into including “rum ham” as one of the items on the Normandy’s menu.