Jeffrey Commander

Some sage advice from Jacob.

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From: Shalmons

From: Shalmons

Headcanon: Jacob is part Elcor.

Headcanon: Jacob is part Elcor.

harimad-sol, yes he does.

harimad-sol, yes he does.

LAST WEEK: on Mass Effect

Mordin and Hackett accidentally use the transporter at the same time and are fused together. Jacob declares the result to be the ultimate priiiiiiiiiize, and immediately  proposes to “Mackett.”

Shepard, deciding that this is too damn weird, maroons them on Parnack. The yahgs immediately eat Jacob, but worship Mackett as a god.

Sex with a Turian. Heavy risk. But the friiiiiiinge.

q-bert, I’d watch that show

q-bert, I’d watch that show

http://thepastriestpastry.tumblr.com/ you just went full-on godtier in my book.

http://thepastriestpastry.tumblr.com/ you just went full-on godtier in my book.