Jeffrey Commander
There’ll be no weenie checking for you today, TIM.

There’ll be no weenie checking for you today, TIM.

For some reason, this made me think of the chant from The Dark Knight Rises.
HUMAN. DOMINANCE. BREASTS BREASTS.
HUMAN. DOMINANCE. BREASTS BREASTS.  

For some reason, this made me think of the chant from The Dark Knight Rises.

HUMAN. DOMINANCE. BREASTS BREASTS.

HUMAN. DOMINANCE. BREASTS BREASTS.  

constantcalibrations:

masseffecttranscribed:

That explains a lot.

I tried

i don’t know much about the 80’s LOL

constantcallibrations, you get the Official Jeffrey Commander™ Seal of Approval

Guys, don’t laugh. Vietnam really did a number on him.

Guys, don’t laugh. Vietnam really did a number on him.

A TIM with kaleidoscope eyeeeees!

A TIM with kaleidoscope eyeeeees!

The Illusive Man has body image issues.

That explains a lot.

He had every crew member of the SR-2 mule back a condom full of red sand from Omega.