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To show all of them, replace the word “search” in the html bar with “tagged.” Doing this will show all tagged posts. ̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶M̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶E̶f̶f̶e̶c̶t̶â̶„̶¢̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶g̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶E̶A̶Â̶©̶ ̶ ̶-̶ ̶C̶h̶a̶l̶l̶e̶n̶g̶e̶ ̶E̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶O̶r̶i̶g̶i̶n̶.̶ ̶ ̶P̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶m̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶q̶u̶e̶s̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶a̶s̶e̶y̶ ̶H̶u̶d̶s̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶b̶e̶l̶o̶w̶.̶ ̶H̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶.̶ RIP CASEYTumblr (3.0; @masseffecttranscribed)http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vnilLfy41rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9vnilLfy41rzr632o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg">Inspiration</a></p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30930715303http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30930715303Wed, 05 Sep 2012 07:47:09 -0500Mass EffectEDIFemshepLeviathan<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sbz4Fr0v1r32imv.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sbzhtWMb1r32imv.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sbzrMORU1r32imv.png"/></p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30809302422http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30809302422Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:45:00 -0500FemshepLeviathanMass EffectDownright kawaii it was<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U-rfU4mvJYM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s not a transcribe but this is too good not to go up.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30529662240http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30529662240Thu, 30 Aug 2012 12:54:00 -0500GarrusLegionMass EffectBreast meat he cried<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kth2y7nh1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30525391286http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30525391286Thu, 30 Aug 2012 11:22:14 -0500VasirMass Effect<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hmf4eFlf1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lair of the Baby Shower Broker</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30414077727http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30414077727Tue, 28 Aug 2012 17:57:04 -0500Mass EffectShadow BrokerThane<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9e29twTLK1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dr. Chocolates.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30281684761http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30281684761Sun, 26 Aug 2012 19:49:05 -0500Mass EffectChakwas<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99p0ayOeQ1rzr632o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>From: <a href="http://imnotaserialkiller.tumblr.com">imnotaserialkiller</a></p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30107137827http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/30107137827Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:12:10 -0500AshleyMass Effect<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96hg53Vkr1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29992177318http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29992177318Wed, 22 Aug 2012 17:36:05 -0500Mass EffectPrisoner 780<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m95wz3x1951rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29967583639http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29967583639Wed, 22 Aug 2012 10:13:51 -0500Mass EffectShepard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m945gpOAdN1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29902626910http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29902626910Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:22:00 -0500Mass EffectVasir<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94412Qp5G1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>9 out of 10 Alliance engineers ship Scott. </p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29901207067http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29901207067Tue, 21 Aug 2012 10:51:02 -0500Mass EffectgardnerShepard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92y7ls3St1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29863768789http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29863768789Mon, 20 Aug 2012 19:47:45 -0500Mass EffectJokerFemshepCreaky got transcribed to creepy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m927sreMO11rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m927sreMO11rzr632o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Immature Shepard is best Shepard.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29830234874http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29830234874Mon, 20 Aug 2012 10:17:15 -0500Mass EffectLiaraShepard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m907eqF15h1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m907eqF15h1rzr632o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Those emails need to check their privilege.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29755570942http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29755570942Sun, 19 Aug 2012 08:13:38 -0500Mass EffectEve<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z2wlDcT11rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There’ll be no <a href="http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/26301190855">weenie checking</a> for you today, TIM.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29716721092http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29716721092Sat, 18 Aug 2012 17:38:00 -0500Mass EffectIllusive ManKorean<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8yn1grdaf1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>From: <a href="http://crazedbirdthing.tumblr.com">crazedbirdthing</a></p> <p>If I may say so, that is the greatest Shep I’ve ever seen. He’s like a black Mark Twain with a buzz cut.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29697643745http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29697643745Sat, 18 Aug 2012 11:56:04 -0500Mass EffectShepardAnderson<p><a href="http://tftranscribed.tumblr.com">Teamfortresstranscribed</a></p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29696767444http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29696767444Sat, 18 Aug 2012 11:39:00 -0500TF2Team Fortress 2<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xge9drNh1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>From: Deltanull</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29659594426http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29659594426Fri, 17 Aug 2012 20:34:57 -0500Mass EffectGarrusShepard<p>If Kotaku is to be believed, <strike>Dicks</strike> Leviathan&#8217;s dropping August 28th.</p> <p>Guess that extended hiatus isn&#8217;t going to be as extended as I thought.</p>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29490427910http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29490427910Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:48:29 -0500I'll start posting caps first week of September<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t35oFzvr1rzr632o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t35oFzvr1rzr632o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29487666348http://masseffecttranscribed.tumblr.com/post/29487666348Wed, 15 Aug 2012 11:58:36 -0500Mass EffectShepard